Obituary #2

Cammy B. Portchnik- has ascended to the heavens today after she descended down a flight of stairs. She leaves behind a loving boyfriend and 3 small pieces of string. It is not known how Cammy lived out her life in Ottawa, ON., only that she was new residence, arriving there in late 2005. Tragically, she was never able to accomplish her dream of becoming an acrobat.

Service will be held at the Aloha Room Thrusday, March 8th. from 9:30PM to 11:00PM . Donations are accepted by way of Stella Artois and Jaggermiester.